What's that, Mayor McCheese? I'm sorry...I can't talk to you. I'm allergic to you now.
What?? How can you be allergic to me?
I do not have human dander. That is false, sir.
As you may already be aware, Mayor McCheese is a liar. A filthy, rotten, dairy-soaked liar. Oh, of course our fry buddies don't have dairy in them, silly. Why would fried potatoes have milk in them? Ha. Ha. Ha. (Backstory)
Anyhoo...back to the point of this blog which is:
WHAT CAN I EAT AT THIS HORRIBLE/DELICIOUS RESTAURANT?
1. Hamburgers
The top of every list of food for a reason...because they are awesome. And singles with no cheese are only $0.79! Screw the dollar menu.
Big Macs (no cheese) are also safe, from what I can tell. But I prefer the singles.
2. McChicken
McDelicious, McSomewhatCrunchy, McOverUsedMcInFrontOfStuffWhenTalkingAboutMcDonald's.
3. McRib
Does anyone eat these? The impression I get from television is: Yes. Yes, everyone loves them and that's why they are always, "Back at McDonald's."
And, in honor of The French Fry Debacle (the side project from my main group, Vegan French Toast): Funny Hidden Dairy.
1. French Fries
DON'T EAT THEM. Sorry, I don't know what to tell you on this one. This is the exact quote from the ingredients list:
CONTAINS: WHEAT AND MILK *(Natural beef flavor contains hydrolyzed wheat and hydrolyzed milk as starting ingredients).
So I guess the "natural beef flavor" is in the oil that the fries are in...but that might just be a rumor. Either way, there is some dairy in there, so you may want to steer clear, my dear.
2. Sausage Patty
Yep. Can't even have a sausage patty on the side. Not happening.
So, Mr. McCheese, I've got to go. What do you mean, "Where are you going?"
I've got a date with the Hamburgular. He knows how to treat a non-dairy lady.
McDonald's Complete Ingredients List
